"Beverage"

"Beverage"

Kickstarter won’t let us give away alcohol, so when folks back us at $15, and the reward is a “beverage,” we mean: drink, booze, cup, juice, libation, inflammation, shot, shooter, dart, pint, dram, handle, the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub, old tom.

Or perhaps you’d prefer one of these: intoxicant, hard drink, an open handed slap on the ass, the hard stuff, firewater, rotgut, moonshine, the bottle, the sauce, the stick, the carrot, Hiram Walker’s cousin Barbra.

We’ll also be happy to serve you: hooch, hippy be good juice, slice and dice, slice of life, the bottom bunk, the top bunk, bunk, time in the trunk, tri-color pasta, magic potion, magic carpet ride, coupe, martini, transistor radio.

What are you craving? Back our Kickstarter campaign and we will be happy to serve it to you!
-Now[ish]